Anthony tell Amber Shayla snuck in his house while he was fully drunk!๐ฑ FULL STORY BELOW ๐๐ผ
Anthony tell Amber Shayla snuck in his house while he was fully drunk!๐ฑ FULL STORY BELOW ๐๐ผ
Anthony tell Amber Shayla snuck in his house while he was fully drunk!๐ฑ
[Scene: Amber is FaceTiming Anthony the morning after a party. He looks rough. Eyes puffy. Hair wild. He seems nervous.]
Amber:
Boy, you look like you got hit by a train. Rough night?
Anthony (rubbing his face):
Amber… we need to talk. Like… for real.
Amber (sits up straighter):
Oh, now I’m wide awake. What happened? You okay?
Anthony (pauses):
I was drunk last night. Like, completely gone. Blackout status.
Amber:
That’s not news, Anthony. You do that every other weekend. Spill it—what happened?
Anthony (deep breath):
Shayla came into my house.
Amber (blinks):
Shayla who?
Anthony:
Shayla Shayla. Shayla that you hate. Shayla from the party. Shayla with the fake laugh and the long nails.
Amber:
Excuse me—what?!
Anthony:
I swear on everything I didn’t invite her. I don’t even know how she got in. One minute I’m passed out on the couch, next thing I know I wake up and she’s just… standing there. In my living room. Watching Netflix like she lives there!
Amber:
Are you JOKING right now? Anthony, how did she get in?
Anthony:
That’s the thing—I think I left the door unlocked. I had just stumbled in from the party. I guess she followed me? I don’t even remember seeing her leave the party.
Amber:
So she just walked into your house? Like it’s an open bar?
Anthony (nervous chuckle):
Apparently! I woke up and I was like, “What the hell are you doing here?” and she goes, “I didn’t want you to be alone.”
Amber (in disbelief):
OH. MY. GOD. She’s full-on stalker status! Anthony, this is insane!
Anthony:
I know. I know. I messed up leaving the door unlocked. I messed up drinking that much. But like… I didn’t touch her. I didn’t even sit near her. I made her leave.
Amber (suspicious):
Wait. Hold on. You woke up and she was just sitting there? On the couch?
Anthony:
Yeah. Watching “Love Is Blind.” Like, feet on my coffee table, wearing MY hoodie.
Amber:
Your hoodie?!
Anthony:
I guess she found it by the door? I don’t know! She made herself real comfortable. Like we were married or something.
Amber:
Oh nah. See, now I wanna fight.
Anthony:
Amber, I swear nothing happened. I didn’t even know she was in the house until I heard the microwave beep. She made popcorn! In MY house!
Amber:
This girl thinks she’s in a whole relationship with you. Anthony, this is not okay. What if something had happened? What if she took pictures? Posted something?
Anthony:
That’s what I’m saying! I checked my phone and everything. Nothing’s missing, nothing’s posted. I think she genuinely thought she was doing something sweet.
Amber:
Sweet?! That's not sweet, that’s a Lifetime movie intro!
Anthony:
I know. I kicked her out. I told her this was crazy and not okay. And I locked every window and door after. I even slept with my keys under my pillow.
Amber:
Good. Because if she sneaks in again, I’m pulling up. Period.
Anthony:
I should’ve told you last night, but I didn’t want you to freak out.
Amber:
You think I wouldn’t freak out knowing some delusional girl snuck into your house while you were unconscious? Oh, I’m beyond freaked. I’m in murder mode.
Anthony (genuinely apologetic):
I messed up, Amber. But not in the way you think. I didn’t cheat. I didn’t even flirt. I just… let my guard down. I’m sorry.
Amber (softening slightly):
I believe you. But I don’t trust her. And if she tries that again, I’ll handle it myself.
Anthony (sincerely):
Can we move forward from this?
Amber (still fuming):
Yeah, but you owe me a week of answers to FaceTime every time I call—no ignoring me. No excuses.
Anthony (nodding):
Deal. And I’m changing the locks. Today.
Amber:
Good. And tell Shayla if she wants to watch Netflix, she can get her own account and stay the hell outta yours.
[SCENE END]

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