π₯ Larry’s Boot Camp Gets Real π₯
“Fail This Test & There’s NO Wedding!” π³π
Inspired by Kountry Wayne style comedy vibes
π¬ SCENE: BACKYARD – LARRY’S LOYALTY BOOT CAMP
LARRY: You say you love my daughter? Cool. Now prove it under PRESSURE!
BROOKE: Daddy this is too much!
ISAIAH: Sir, I respect you… but this feels illegal.
LARRY: Love ain’t illegal. Weakness is.
π¬ BETHANY ARRIVES
BETHANY: Why they look like a broken three-legged race?
LARRY: This Boot Camp. Loyalty edition.
BETHANY: Oh okay… so we testing him?
LARRY: Matter fact… NEW TASK.
LARRY: Y’all got TWO MINUTES. Bethany gonna sit on y’all backs the whole time.
BROOKE: WHAT?!
ISAIAH: Sir… both of us??
LARRY: Both of y’all. Synchronized push-ups. And if you FAIL… there will be NO wedding.
BROOKE: Daddy you can’t cancel my future like Netflix!
BETHANY: Oh he can. And I’ll bring popcorn.
π¬ THE STRUGGLE
ISAIAH: Brooke… stay with me!
BROOKE: My arms are burning!
LARRY: Marriage is heavier than this!
ISAIAH: Sir… I’m not quitting. I love her!
LARRY: 30 seconds left!
BETHANY: Oh he shaking shaking…
ISAIAH: We a team! Don’t drop!
LARRY: TIME!
LARRY: He didn’t fold.
BETHANY: Hmph. He strong… but I’m still watching him.
LARRY: Boot Camp lesson: If you can survive pressure together… you might survive marriage.
ISAIAH: Sir… respectfully… can we untie now?
LARRY: Dismissed.

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